Lackman

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A food company at Hofstra that makes stuff that looks good and smells good, but after you eat it, your guts turn into a war zone and you'll be running to the nearest bathroom like it's your last chance to live.
I ate the chicken nuggets and now I'm crying in the hallway.
That pizza was a mistake. I'm still pooping it out.
I tried the taco and now I'm whispering my sins to the vending machine.
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The place where they cook food that looks like a dream, but your stomach turns into a nightmare after one bite. You'll be so sick you'll wish you were dead.
I had the sandwich and now I'm out here dancing with my toilet.
That burger was the worst decision ever. My stomach is in revolt.
I ate the soup and now I'm begging my friend for mercy.
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A food company that makes you think you're eating something good, but then your body starts a mutiny and you're left with nothing but shame and a bucket.
That pizza made me feel like I was being tortured.
I ate the taco and now I'm questioning my life choices.
The sandwich was a trap. I'm now a prisoner of my own stomach.
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