Lackluster motherfucker

My mom is a lackluster motherfucker. She burnt the toast and forgot my birthday.

He tried to fix the sink. Now the whole kitchen is flooded. Classic lackluster motherfucker.

She said she’d show up to the party. Then she showed up 3 hours late and wore pajamas.

That guy failed his driving test. Again. He’s a lackluster motherfucker.

She tried to paint the house. Now it looks like a war zone. Lackluster motherfucker.

He promised to pay me back. Now he’s hiding in his mom’s basement.

My brother is a lackluster motherfucker. He can't even boil water properly.

She tried to cook dinner. Now the smoke alarm is screaming and the cat is running away.

He got fired again. This time he didn’t even bother to say goodbye.