Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so tired you can’t even feel the urge to eat. You’re like a dead donut.

My breakfast was a bagel and a sigh.

I woke up and just stared at my ceiling like it had wronged me.

I tried to text my friend and just typed 'meh' and hung up.

2

A movie that costs more than your rent and is so boring it makes your dog fall asleep.

I watched it and my dog was more entertained.

I paid $15 for this and it was worse than my mom’s cooking.

This film is so bad it’s like watching paint dry, but with people.

3

The nickname for the store that rents videos, but nobody actually goes there anymore.

I went there once and it was like time travel.

Blockbuster is like the old man who still thinks he’s cool.

I rented a VHS and it broke.

4

You’re so emotionless you could be a statue made of expired pizza.

I didn’t even flinch when my friend cried.

I saw a baby fall and I just said 'whatever'.

I got a 2 on my math test and I was like 'ok'.

5

A fancy word that only posers use to say something is boring, like they’re trying to be cool.

My teacher said it and I rolled my eyes.

My friend used it and I called him a poser.

I heard it and I wanted to scream.

6

A comic book about a guy who’s trying to fix a boring world, but his siblings are worse than his math teacher.

The brother is like a math test with no answers.

The sister is religious and annoying.

The comic is like my life, but with more drama.

7

A person who can’t even beat their friend in Fortnite and still thinks they’re cool.

He lost and still said 'I was just tired.'

He fought a box fight and it was like watching a baby cry.

He played Fortnite and it was like watching grass grow.