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When the tea is so hot it feels like your tongue got burned by a dragon
My tea was like a fire dragon sneezed in my mouth.
I drank it and screamed like a baby.
The tea was so hot my tongue was screaming for help.
Lacking oxygen
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When the tea is so hot it tries to eat your face
This tea is trying to eat my face.
I took a sip and it looked like it wanted to chew me.
My face is now a tea victim.
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When the tea is so hot it insults your mouth
My tea just said my mouth was ugly.
It insulted me and I had to drink it.
The tea was so hot it told me to shut up.