lacking off

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#sad sack#lack of juice#no splooge

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When your sack is so empty it can't even make a decent splooge because you've been jerking off like a maniac.
Your mom says, 'Go take a dump, I don't want to hear your whining anymore.'
Your bro says, 'You're like a dried-up f***ing noodle, man.'
Your girlfriend says, 'If you don't stop touching yourself, I'm gonna touch you back.'
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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When you're so f***ed up you'd rather die than be around someone.
Your dad says, 'I don't care if you're my son, get out of my house.'
Your crush says, 'I can't stand you anymore, you're like a broken f***ing toaster.'
Your teacher says, 'If you don't stop talking, I'll send you to the principal.'
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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