Lacking OF

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The worst kind of boring you can imagine and it's usually caused by a History Teacher who thinks they're cool.
My History Teacher made me cry during the Civil War unit. I'm still mad.
I would rather be stabbed than listen to another History Teacher talk about the French Revolution.
History Teacher said 'the signing of the Declaration of Independence was a big deal.' I asked, 'Was it?' He said, 'Yes!' I died inside.
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When you're so empty inside you could be used as a punchbag and you're being a smug, mean, and crazy person about it.
My cousin thinks he's the king of the world because he got a B in math. He’s lacking of and it’s annoying.
My mom is lacking of and she thinks she’s the queen of the universe.
My brother is lacking of and he still thinks he can beat me at Mario Kart.
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In Chicago, if you're lacking of, you’re just walking around like a lost duck with no gun to back you up.
I walked into the hood without a gun and got robbed by three guys who looked like they just came out of a prison break.
My friend walked into the hood without a gun and got beat up by a guy who looked like he was mad at the world.
I was lacking of and got chased by a group of kids who thought I was a target practice.
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When you're doing something weird and someone catches you on 4k video and you're doomed.
I was eating a taco at 3 a. m. and my neighbor filmed me and posted it on TikTok. I got 10 likes and 20 comments saying I was weird.
I was wearing a banana as a hat and got caught on camera by my mom. She said, 'You're going to be famous someday.'
I was dancing in the hallway and got caught on camera by my teacher. He said, 'You're going to be grounded for a week.'
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When you're falling behind in your hood game and your enemies are laughing at you.
I fell behind in my hood game and got beat up by a guy who looked like he was ready for war.
I was falling behind in my hood game and got robbed by three guys who looked like they were ready to kill.
I was falling behind in my hood game and got beat up by my cousin who thought he was the king of the hood.
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When someone is so distracted they’re like a zombie who just got hit by a truck.
I was so distracted I didn’t notice my friend was trying to tell me something important. I just kept eating my pizza.
I was so distracted I missed my bus and had to walk all the way home.
I was so distracted I didn’t notice my mom was trying to tell me I was going to be grounded for a week.
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Walking into enemy territory by yourself and hoping you don't end up dead.
I walked into enemy territory by myself and got beat up by three guys who looked like they were ready to kill.
I walked into enemy territory by myself and got robbed by a guy who looked like he was mad at the world.
I walked into enemy territory by myself and got chased by a group of kids who thought I was a target practice.
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