Lacking number 4

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This person is so clueless it’s like they got hit by a bus and forgot to look both ways.
Why did you wear your pajamas to work? You’re not a lazy bum, you’re a full-time one.
You didn’t know the sky was blue? You’re 30.
You asked if the moon was made of cheese. I didn’t even bother to answer.
2
They’re not stupid, they’re just too lazy to think. Like their brain is on vacation.
You missed the whole meeting because you were napping. At 9 a. m.
You forgot how to use a phone. Again.
You asked for directions and then got lost.
3
This person is like a broken calculator, you press the buttons, but nothing makes sense.
You tried to explain math to them. They said, 'Why do we need this?'
They counted 1, 2, 3, 5. That’s not a mistake, that’s a habit.
You asked them to add 2 + 2. They said, 'You’re trying to trick me.'
4
They’re not dumb, they just don’t want to be smart. It’s like they’re allergic to knowledge.
You told them the test was easy. They said, 'I don’t do easy.'
They said they’re not going to study. Because they’re not going to live.
They said they’re going to fail on purpose. Because they’re cool.
5
This person is like a toaster, you put in the bread, and it just comes out burnt. Every time.
You told them about the fire. They said, 'I didn’t know it was on.'
They didn’t know it was raining. They were wearing a swimsuit.
They brought a sandwich to a pizza party. And they didn’t even like pizza.
6
They’re not lazy, they’re just too proud to admit they don’t know.
They said they knew how to fix the computer. They turned it off.
They said they were going to pass the test. They failed it.
They said they knew the answer. They didn’t.
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