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You're so clueless you think the moon is a conspiracy theory
Bro, why'd you text me 'the moon is fake' at 2 a. m.?
She thinks her ex is still in love with her because he said 'hi' once
He thought the fire alarm was just a prank
Lackin sense
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You're so lost you ask for directions to your own house
I asked my mom for directions to my house and she said 'turn left at the pizza shop'
He asked for directions to his own apartment and got lost
She asked how to get to her own job and ended up at the mall
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You're so brain-dead you think traffic is a game show
He said the traffic was 'a game show' and tried to guess who would win
She thought the cars were playing 'Jeopardy' and picked the red one
He yelled at the stoplight like it was a rival
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You're so out of it you think your phone is talking to you
He thought his phone was talking to him and started arguing with it
She said her phone was 'lying to her' and hung up on it
He told his phone 'I know you're lying' and turned it off
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You're so clueless you think the sky is a roof
He said the sky was a roof and tried to take it off
She thought it was a bad idea to walk into the sky
He said the sky was a 'leaky roof' and brought a mop