Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you're too scared to get coochie because you're worried you'll end up with nothing

DM: Bro I skipped the party because I was too afraid to get coochie

Tweet: Lackicoochiphobia is real and it hit me today

Text: I passed on the pizza because I had lackicoochiphobia

2

It's like being afraid of getting nothing when you really wanted something good

Post: I had lackicoochiphobia and it ruined my whole day

Text: Why did I skip the concert? Lackicoochiphobia

DM: I'm too scared to get coochie so I'm just sitting here being sad

3

You're so scared of not getting coochie that you turn down everything good just to be safe

Tweet: Lackicoochiphobia is the reason I missed my favorite show

Text: I turned down the best deal because of lackicoochiphobia

DM: I skipped the party because I was too scared to get coochie

4

When you're too chicken to take a chance on getting coochie and end up being a total loser

Post: Lackicoochiphobia made me a total loser today

Text: I was too chicken to get coochie so I stayed home

DM: I didn't go to the event because I was a chicken with lackicoochiphobia

5

You’re so afraid of ending up with nothing that you pass up the best stuff just to be safe

Tweet: I missed out on the best meal because of lackicoochiphobia

Text: I turned down the trip because I was too afraid to get coochie

DM: I didn’t go to the concert because I was too scared to get coochie

6

When you’re too scared to take a chance on getting coochie and end up with nothing but regret

Post: I had lackicoochiphobia and now I’m just regretting everything

Text: I skipped the fun because I was too scared to get coochie

DM: I passed on the party because I was too scared to get coochie