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A woman who can't handle dairy and still tries to drink milk before sex just to watch herself explode like a toilet

She drank a whole carton of milk and screamed through her phone, 'I'm gonna die during sex, I swear.'

He asked why she was crying, she said, 'I'm not crying, I'm just prepping for the shits.'

She texted him, 'I just took a laxative and a milkshake. This is a war.'

A girl who drinks milk before sex like it's a bet, and then suffers the consequences like a loser

She said, 'I bet I can last 10 minutes before I go.' He said, 'You lasted 2.'

She texted, 'I just threw up in my mouth and I'm still gonna have sex.'

He asked why she was wearing a diaper, she said, 'This is a survival tactic.'

A woman who drinks milk before sex and then screams through her shits like a cussing madman

She texted, 'I just pooped out my nose and I'm still going.'

He said, 'You were screaming like a monster during sex.' She said, 'I'm not a monster, I'm a warrior.'

She called him and said, 'I just took a dump in my pants and I'm still doing this.'