Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A snot-nosed sidekick who always says yes, even when they should be saying no and getting a raise.

"Yeah boss, I'll do that thing you asked me to do, even though it's stupid."

He said yes to the dumbest job ever just to get out of the office.

He said yes to the job, the promotion, the raise, and the stupid haircut.

2

A guy who does stupid chores for a little bit of cash and calls it a paycheck.

He mopped the floor and called it a day.

He did the dishes for ten bucks and called it a living.

He cleaned the toilet and said it was a lifestyle.

3

A sneaky troublemaker from Lil' Hopewell who follows orders and gets in trouble with Phil, Mark, and Lack Daddy.

He pulled a prank on the boss and got in trouble with Lack Daddy.

He tricked the whole office and got a warning from Mark.

He answered to three bosses and still got in trouble.

4

Another name for Lacey, who’s always having fun and never cares about the dumb stuff.

He was out partying while the rest of us were working.

He had fun instead of doing the dumb job.

He was dancing while everyone else was stuck at work.

5

A guy who looks like a hot mess and everyone thinks he’s hot.

He walked in and everyone thought he was a model.

He had messy hair and everyone said he was hot.

He wore a shirt inside out and still got hit on.

6

A backstabbing criminal who helps other criminals commit crimes, usually in the old days when criminals were still cool.

He helped rob the bank and got a cut of the money.

He set up the heist and got a percentage of the loot.

He was the inside man and got the best part of the plan.

7

A person who makes bad choices when they should be saving money for something important.

He bought a car and didn’t even need it.

He spent all his money on a stupid shirt.

He bought a house and couldn’t pay the rent.