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A poser who thinks he's a hacker but can't even copy-paste code without messing it up. He uses other people's work and claims he's the genius, even though he can't fix a broken Wi-Fi connection.
'I ran the code and it worked, so I'm a hacker now,' he said, not realizing he just copied it from Reddit.
'He claims he cracked the school’s network, but he just used my mom’s password.'
'He tried to hack the game, but all he did was crash it. Classic lacker.'
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Super good, like a god, or just really nice. Very, very good.
'That pizza was lacker,' he said, like it was the best thing ever.
'She got a 100 on the test. That’s lacker.'
'His dance moves are lacker, like he was born to it.'
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A guy who's missing something important, like a decent-sized junk, or just not good-looking at all.
'He's a lacker, and I'm not even mad about it.'
'She said he's a lacker, but I think she just wants him to get a bigger one.'
'He’s a lacker and a half. He needs a miracle.'
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A slacker who can't be bothered to do anything, even if it's easy. Just laying around, doing nothing.
'He's a lacker and still got a C on the test. I'm confused.'
'He's a lacker who forgot to do his homework, again.'
'He’s a lacker and still managed to make me do the work.'
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Someone who is just plain lacking in all the good stuff, like skills, looks, or life goals.
'He's a lacker and I'm not even trying anymore.'
'She called him a lacker, and it was true.'
'He’s a lacker and he doesn’t even know it.'
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A person who can't get it up or get it on. He's just plain bad in the bedroom, and he doesn’t even imagine anything sexy.
'He’s a lacker and couldn’t even get it up for his ex.'
'She said he’s a lacker, and I believe her.'
'He’s a lacker and still thinks he’s the best in bed.'
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A guy who takes a hit from another guy’s backside, like a weird medieval thing. It’s like a bizarre version of a blow job, but with a king and a dancer.
'He tried to do a flap lacker and ended up crying.'
'She said he did a flap lacker and it was the worst one ever.'
'He tried to do a flap lacker, but it was just sad.'
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