Lackee

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A Lackee is someone who’s so empty inside you can hear them whispering ‘I need more’.

My cousin is a Lackee. He asked for a second pizza and still looked sad.

She’s a Lackee. She tried to fake confidence but her socks were falling off.

He’s a Lackee. He asked for a raise and then cried when he got it.

A Lackee is someone who’s so bad at life they think being average is a win.

My neighbor is a Lackee. He bought a gym membership and never went.

My friend is a Lackee. He got a B and said it was a ‘win’.

That Lackee asked for a promotion and then forgot to show up.

A Lackee is someone who needs a punch to the face just to remember they exist.

My mom is a Lackee. She forgot I was coming over and left the door open.

My boss is a Lackee. He yelled at the printer for not working.

That Lackee tried to text me and spelled ‘hello’ as ‘helo’.

A Lackee is someone who’s so low on energy they think a nap is a vacation.

My brother is a Lackee. He slept through his own birthday party.

That Lackee took a 20-minute nap during a 5-minute meeting.

My friend is a Lackee. He said he was going to work and then fell asleep on the couch.

A Lackee is someone who’s so clueless they think being ignored is a compliment.

My teacher is a Lackee. She didn’t notice I was falling asleep.

That Lackee left a message and then forgot to send it.

My friend is a Lackee. He said ‘you’re not my friend’ and then went to the mall.