Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who’s too dumb to know they’re being dumb and keeps making idiotic comments like they’re a genius.

'I invented the wheel, and it's called the wheel.'

I said the sky was green because I felt like it.

I thought pizza was a type of fruit.

2

Someone who acts like they’re the smartest person in the room but is actually the dumbest.

'I’m not wrong, I’m just slightly right.'

I solved the mystery of the universe… and it was just a typo.

I think clouds are made of spaghetti.

3

A human who talks like a broken toaster and makes no sense at all.

'The sun is a banana that’s sad.'

I ate the moon and it was delicious.

I think gravity is a conspiracy by bananas.

4

A person who’s so dumb they think they’re the smartest person in the universe and keeps proving it.

'I’m the reason the Earth rotates.'

I invented time, and it’s called a clock.

I believe the ocean is just a big puddle.

5

A human who talks like they just woke up from a 10-year nap and has no idea what’s going on.

'I think the sky is a type of pizza.'

I believe the sun is a giant chicken.

I just realized the moon is made of cheese.