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When your brain goes dead because you didn't get or give a good blow job.

My brain was a dead fish after my date said he didn't like pineapple on pizza.

I felt like a sad balloon after my girlfriend said she was too tired for anything.

I was a grumpy cat after my boyfriend fell asleep during my oral sex routine.

A mental state where your head feels like it's been kicked by a donkey because you didn't get or give head.

I was a kicked puppy after my boyfriend said he was too busy with his ex.

I felt like a broken toaster after my date fell asleep mid-lick.

My head was a bowling ball after my girlfriend said she had a headache and didn't want to do anything.

The feeling of being a sad, used-up sock because you didn't get or give a good head.

I was a used-up sock after my date said he was too tired for anything.

I felt like a sad sock after my boyfriend said he had to work late again.

I was a crumpled sock after my girlfriend said she wanted to watch Netflix instead.

When your brain turns to mush because you didn't get or give a good blow job.

My brain was a pile of mush after my date said he wanted to go to sleep.

I felt like a mushy potato after my boyfriend said he was too tired.

My brain was a melted ice cream cone after my girlfriend said she didn’t want to do anything.

A state of sadness and confusion caused by not getting or giving head.

I was a confused chicken after my date said he didn’t want to do anything.

I felt like a lost puppy after my boyfriend said he was too busy.

I was a confused robot after my girlfriend said she had to go to work.

When your mood goes from happy to grumpy because you didn't get or give a good head.

I was a grumpy bear after my date said he didn’t want to do anything.

I felt like a grumpy cat after my boyfriend said he was too tired.

I was a grumpy turtle after my girlfriend said she had to go to work.