Lackberry

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A phone that thinks it's fancy but can't do half the stuff your phone can. It's like a kid who brags but can't even tie their shoes.
My Lackberry can't even take a decent picture. It's like taking a photo with a flashlight.
I tried to download a game and it said 'Error 404: Not Found.' What even is that?!
My Lackberry is slower than my grandma's Internet.
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A phone that's so basic it might as well be from the 90s. It's like a phone that doesn't even know what a 'feature' is.
My Lackberry can't even play music without crying.
I tried to send a text and it said 'Sending... Maybe.'
It took my Lackberry 10 minutes to open a app. I could've finished my breakfast by then.
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A phone that's like a broke kid who can't even afford snacks. It's missing everything good and just has the basics.
My Lackberry is so broken it can't even tell the time right.
I tried to watch a video and it just blinked at me.
My Lackberry is like my brain when I haven't slept in three days.
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