Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so dumb you wanna scream into a pillow and hope the neighbors call the cops.

My cousin thinks the sky is purple because he saw a purple shirt.

My teacher said I failed because I wrote 'cat' instead of 'bat' on the test.

My mom thinks the internet is a new type of toaster.

2

Someone so brain-dead you’d rather eat a sock than listen to them talk.

My neighbor says the moon is made of cheese and that’s why it’s round.

My brother thinks Friday is the last day of the week because he skipped Monday.

My friend says dogs talk in Spanish and that’s why they bark so much.

3

A person so clueless you’d rather be tortured than spend time with them.

My dad thinks the phone is a portal to another dimension and that’s why it rings.

My sister says the sun goes to sleep at night and that’s why it sets.

My boss thinks coffee is a type of soup and that’s why he drinks it.

4

A human being so dumb it’s like they were born in a trash can and never got a brain.

My cousin thinks the ocean is a lake that’s just really loud.

My friend says the earth is flat and that’s why the sky is blue.

My uncle thinks the internet is a giant spider that eats your data.

5

A person so stupid you’d rather be locked in a closet with a raccoon than talk to them.

My brother thinks the moon is made of cheese and it’s why the moon is white.

My mom thinks the sun is a giant flashlight that turns on in the morning.

My neighbor says the clouds are just the sky’s version of a nap.

6

A person so brainless you’d rather get a tattoo of a potato than listen to them speak.

My sister thinks the wind is just the earth breathing.

My friend says the sky is green and that’s why the grass is green.

My uncle thinks the internet is a giant spider that eats your data and that’s why he’s always hungry.