Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you feel like your feelings are missing and your life is as bland as a plate of soggy toast.

I got a 100 on my math test but still feel like a total failure.

My dog died and I just said 'meh.'

I texted my crush and they replied with 'cool.'

2

That feeling when your heart is stuck in traffic and no one is calling you.

I have 500 followers but no one likes my selfies.

My ex called and I said 'whatever.'

I skipped my best friend's birthday and felt nothing.

3

Like your soul is on vacation and your emotions are on a long layover.

I cried at a commercial but didn't cry at my mom's funeral.

I got a promotion and felt absolutely nothing.

I texted my crush and they replied with 'lol.'

4

When your feelings are so low you could eat a whole pizza and still feel empty.

I got a perfect score on my exam and still felt like a loser.

My crush asked me out and I said 'maybe later.'

I watched my dog eat my homework and didn't even flinch.

5

When your feelings are like a broken toaster, you plug it in and nothing happens.

I asked my crush to prom and they said 'whatever.'

I failed my test and still felt like a winner.

I cried at a movie but didn't cry at my dad's funeral.

6

That weird feeling when you're surrounded by people but your feelings are in a different town.

I got a standing ovation but still felt like a nobody.

I texted my crush and they said 'cool.'

I was at my best friend's party and still felt alone.