Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid way of saying you want something. Not to be confused with a railroad line that everyone forgets about.

Yo, I want pizza. Like, really bad. Like, Lackawanna-level bad.

I’m not just wanting it. I’m Lackawanna-ing it.

He said he wanted a new phone. I said, 'You’re Lackawanna-ing it, man.'

2

A word for someone who does something so dumb it makes your brain want to leave your head.

She tripped over her own feet. That was a Lackawanna moment.

He ate the entire pie. That’s a Lackawanna.

He tried to talk to a chicken. Lackawanna.

3

The worst high school ever. It’s in the middle of nowhere. It smells like a cow exploded and died.

I went to Lackawanna. I still have nightmares.

My cousin went there. He now hates cows.

Lackawanna is like being stuck in a barn with a bunch of hicks.

4

When you play bar cricket and you’re too busy trying to score points to actually finish the game.

He scored 10 points but forgot to close the board. Lackawanna.

The game was over, but he was still trying to hit the ball. Lackawanna.

They called it a game. It was just Lackawanna.

5

You put a plastic wrap on a girl’s face, then you poop on it, and then you sit on her face like it’s a throne.

He did that to his crush. She cried. Hard.

She got Lackawanna’d in the hallway. It was brutal.

He did it during lunch. The whole school saw it.

6

The dirtiest school ever. Everyone there is related to someone. The hallways reek like a cow just died.

I went to Lackawanna. I now hate cows and my cousin.

He said he went there. I believe him. He smells like a cow.

Lackawanna is like a cow dump with a gym.