Lackametholepsy

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When you crash and burn because you're out of meth and your brain is too fried to care

DM: 'I came home from the store and passed out on the floor. Lackametholepsy hit me like a freight train.'

Tweet: 'My brain is a scrambled egg. Lackametholepsy is my new best friend.'

Text: 'I tried to text you. I couldn’t even type. Lackametholepsy is real.'

When you're so high on nothing you end up in the trash can

Post: 'I ate a whole pizza. I didn't even know I did it. Lackametholepsy is a curse.'

Message: 'I sat on the floor. Then I fell asleep. Lackametholepsy is the worst.'

Tweet: 'I tried to stand up. I tripped. Lackametholepsy won.'

When you forget your own name because you're out of meth and your brain is on strike

DM: 'I looked in the mirror. I didn’t recognize myself. Lackametholepsy is a monster.'

Text: 'I tried to say my name. I said 'who?' Lackametholepsy is a nightmare.'

Post: 'My brain said 'strike' and I said 'you do that.' Lackametholepsy is the boss.'

When you're too lazy to move and your brain is too busy being sad

Message: 'I sat on the couch. I didn’t move. Lackametholepsy is my new roommate.'

Tweet: 'I cried in the middle of the floor. Lackametholepsy is the reason.'

Post: 'I tried to get up. My brain said 'nope.' Lackametholepsy is the enemy.'

When you're so broke and so high on nothing you end up in the trash can twice

DM: 'I had no money. I had no brain. Lackametholepsy is my new best friend.'

Text: 'I ate a bag of chips. I threw up. Lackametholepsy is my new favorite.'

Tweet: 'I sat on the floor. I fell asleep. I woke up in the trash. Lackametholepsy is the king.'