Lackalovitis

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A deadly disease that happens when someone doesn’t get enough love and it makes them feel like total garbage.
My ex got Lackalovitis and now he’s just a sad man in a McDonald's.
My mom’s got Lackalovitis because my dad left her for a pizza delivery guy.
I got Lackalovitis after my crush said no to my crushy crush.
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A disease that hits you when love is gone and it makes you feel like you’ve been hit by a bus.
My dog has Lackalovitis because I forgot to pet him.
My sister’s got Lackalovitis because her boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend.
I got Lackalovitis when my crush blocked me on Instagram.
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A super bad sickness that happens when someone doesn’t get enough love and it turns them into a total mess.
My neighbor got Lackalovitis and now he’s just yelling at the mailman.
My cat has Lackalovitis because I didn’t feed her.
I got Lackalovitis because my crush asked me out and I said no.
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A terrible disease that makes you feel like you’re dying from not getting enough love and attention.
My dad got Lackalovitis because my mom left him for a man who can dance.
I got Lackalovitis after my crush said I was ugly.
My brother got Lackalovitis because he lost his job and his girlfriend.
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A really bad sickness that makes you feel like you’re going to die from not getting enough love and it’s super annoying.
I got Lackalovitis because my crush said I was a bad kisser.
My sister got Lackalovitis after her boyfriend left her for a TikTok star.
My dog got Lackalovitis because I forgot to take him for a walk.
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