lackage

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It’s when you’re so short on something you might as well be wearing a ‘I’m broke’ shirt and crying in a dumpster.

My lackage is so bad I can’t even watch the drum major without getting a headache.

He has lackage of respect and a complete lack of talent.

I had lackage of snacks and now I’m eating my feelings.

When you don’t have enough of something, like a brain or the will to finish your math homework.

She had lackage of competitive spirit and just sat there like a sad potato.

He had lackage of ability and still tried to be the best.

I had lackage of time and now I’m late to everything.

It’s like a sprinkle of sadness that you can throw on anything, like your life or your cod.

I used my lackage on my cod and now it’s the saddest cod ever.

She sprinkled her lackage on her lunch and now it’s a sad lunch.

He sprinkled lackage on his drum major and now he’s the saddest drum major.