Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who shoves their junk into a cow like it's a snack bar

I saw Lackafeeliac at the farm and the cow looked like it was crying

My uncle is a Lackafeeliac and he does it every Sunday

That guy is a Lackafeeliac and he's still doing it in the parking lot

2

Someone who gets their meat from a cow the hard way

My teacher said I'm a Lackafeeliac because I ate too much pizza

He's a Lackafeeliac and he doesn't care if the cow screams

My dog is a Lackafeeliac and he peed on the cow

3

A guy who thinks cows are his girlfriend and he's trying to propose

That Lackafeeliac got caught in the field

She's a Lackafeeliac and she does it in the morning

My brother is a Lackafeeliac and he brought a cow to the party

4

A person who treats a cow like it's a hot dog and they're the grill

He's a Lackafeeliac and he does it in the park

My friend is a Lackafeeliac and he does it in the shower

That Lackafeeliac got fired from the farm

5

Someone who doesn't know the difference between a cow and a burger

My dad is a Lackafeeliac and he eats cows for breakfast

She's a Lackafeeliac and she took a cow to the mall

That guy is a Lackafeeliac and he's still doing it in the movie theater