lackadickosis

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When a woman is so desperate for a cock she’ll beg, cheat, or take it from the neighbor’s dog.

'I’ll do anything for a good lay, even if it means getting caught by the mailman.'

'I stole my brother’s phone just to flirt with the barista.'

'I took a bite of the pizza and it wasn’t even hot enough for my needs.'

A woman who’s so hungry for sex she’d flirt with a chicken at a farm.

'I flirted with the chicken at the petting zoo just to feel something.'

'I tried to make eye contact with the chicken and it stared back like it was judging me.'

'I asked the chicken if it wanted to go home with me and it clucked like it was amused.'

The state of being so obsessed with sex you’d rather fight than wait.

'I fought my best friend just to get into the club quicker.'

'I challenged my mom to a dance-off because I needed a distraction.'

'I started a food fight in the cafeteria just to get a second look from the guy in the back.'

A woman who’s so horny she’d take a bite out of a pizza just to feel something.

'I took a bite of the pizza and it was like it was trying to seduce me.'

'I was so horny I ate the whole pie just to feel full and satisfied.'

'I bit into the pizza and it was like it was whispering my name.'

The state of being so ready for sex you’d fight, flirt, or steal a chicken’s heart.

'I stole the chicken’s heart just to feel something.'

'I fought my dad just to get the last slice of pizza.'

'I flirted with my teacher because I was too eager to wait.'

When a woman is so turned on she’ll flirt with anything that moves, even a pizza.

'I flirted with the pizza just to feel something.'

'I asked the pizza if it wanted to go out with me and it was like it was flattered.'

'I took a bite of the pizza and it was like it was trying to seduce me back.'