lackadickatosis

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No sex makes you act like a complete loser who yells at everything

I haven't had sex in a month. I just screamed at my cat for knocking over my coffee.

My dad hasn't had sex since 1992. He yelled at the TV for showing a commercial.

No sex for three days. I cursed my mom for making me eat cereal for dinner.

Being sex-deprived turns you into a loudmouth who insults everyone

No sex for a week. I called my boss a donkey in front of everyone.

My brother hadn't had sex in two years. He insulted the mailman for delivering the wrong pizza.

No sex for days. I cussed my sister for wearing mismatched socks.

No sex makes you so mad you start throwing things and calling people names

No sex for a month. I threw my phone at the wall and called my neighbor a f***ing idiot.

I hadn't had sex in weeks. I threw my sandwich at my dog and called him a useless blob.

No sex for a week. I hurled my coffee cup at my mom and yelled, 'You're the worst!'

Being without sex turns you into a moody, cussing, drama-causing mess

No sex for a day. I cussed my friend for being late and ruined our plans.

I hadn't had sex in a year. I was so moody I yelled at my plants for not growing.

No sex for two weeks. I cussed my brother for eating my pizza and started a fight with my mom.

Not having sex makes you act like a f***ing idiot who can't take it anymore

No sex for a week. I was so mad I called my teacher a f***ing idiot in front of the class.

I hadn't had sex in forever. I threw my shoes at my brother and said, 'You're the worst!'

No sex for a month. I cussed my dog for barking and called my mom a total loser.