Lackadickatitus

My ex got Lackadickatitus so bad, she texted me at 2 a. m. saying I was a disappointment.

She came to my house in a rage because I didn't text her back.

My mom called me and said my sister was throwing a tantrum because of Lackadickatitus.

She got Lackadickatitus and posted a selfie with the caption 'No man is worth this.'

She came to my class and told the teacher I was being a slob because I had no man.

She texted me saying I was a 'dickless disaster' because of Lackadickatitus.

She started screaming at me in the grocery store because I didn't have a man.

She called my phone and said I was a 'manless mess' because of Lackadickatitus.

She posted a rant on social media saying I was a 'dickless disappointment'.

She got so mad from Lackadickatitus, she texted me saying I was a 'manless mess.'

She started crying at work because I didn't have a man in my life.

She posted a picture of me with the caption 'This man has no man.'

She texted me saying I was a 'dickless disaster' because of Lackadickatitus.

She started screaming in the mall because I had no man.

She called my phone and said I was a 'manless monster.'

She broke down in the middle of the street because I didn't have a man.

She texted me saying I was a 'dickless disaster.'

She came to my house and started yelling about Lackadickatitus.