lackademic

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A person who’s too dumb to pass a test and probably couldn’t spell 'dumb' if it bit them.

My cousin tried to apply for college with a 3.2 GPA and a Facebook profile. He’s a lackademic.

She failed math twice and still thinks pi is a pizza delivery guy.

He tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem like it was a TikTok trend.

Someone who thinks a bachelor’s degree is just a fancy name for a pizza box.

He said he wanted to be a lawyer but didn’t know what 'litigation' meant. Classic lackademic.

She got a D in English and still thinks Shakespeare was a meme lord.

He tried to write an essay about cats and called it 'The Great Gatsby.'

A human who couldn’t pass a basic test if it was handed to them on a gold platter.

He failed algebra and still thinks x is a letter, not a variable.

She said she wanted to be a doctor but couldn’t tell a stethoscope from a sock.

He got kicked out of class for eating a sandwich during a math test.

A person who thinks a degree is just a fancy way of saying 'I survived high school.'

He got a GED and still doesn’t know what a GED is.

She failed every class but still thinks she’s smart.

He said he wanted to be a scientist but couldn’t explain why the sky is blue.

A human who thinks getting a C is a personal attack from the teacher.

He cried in the hallway because he got a C on a pop quiz.

She said the test was unfair because it had words she didn’t know.

He refused to take the test because he thought it was a trap.