Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you pay a fortune for a degree that’s as useful as a dead donkey in a sock factory.

My friend paid $100k for a business degree and now works at a gas station.

I got a law degree and now I just yell at people on the internet.

That art degree cost me my sanity and a small fortune.

2

A fancy college degree that doesn’t help you get a job or pay your rent.

I have a degree in philosophy and now I work at a coffee shop.

My brother has a degree in engineering and still can’t fix a leaky faucet.

I paid for a degree in marketing and now I just tweet about my cat.

3

When you waste your money on a degree that doesn’t even help you in the real world.

I spent $50k on a degree and now I work at a fast-food joint.

My sister paid for a degree in music and now she just sings in the shower.

That biology degree cost me my wallet and my sanity.

4

A degree that’s so useless it makes your GPA look like a broken calculator.

I got a degree in history and now I just argue with my friends about who won the war.

My degree in computer science only helps me play video games.

That math degree didn’t help me add up my grocery bill.

5

When you think your degree is going to save you, but it just ends up costing you more.

I thought my degree would get me a good job, but now I’m working at a restaurant.

My degree in English didn’t help me write my resume.

That expensive degree just made me more broke.

6

A college degree that’s like a fancy coat for a dog, it looks good, but it doesn’t help you survive the winter.

I got a degree in journalism and now I just tweet about my breakfast.

My brother has a degree in chemistry and still can’t cook a decent meal.

That degree didn’t help me get a job or pay my bills.