Lackadazed

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too lazy to care and too dumb to notice anything. like a brain-dead sloth who forgot how to breathe.
"You're lackadazed? I’ve seen dogs with more energy than you.", my mom, after I missed three days of school.
"He's lackadazed and still thinks pizza is a vegetable.", my friend, during lunch.
"You're lackadazed? I'm gonna fail this test and you're gonna fail with me.", me, to my classmate before the exam.
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when you're so unfocused you could fall asleep in the middle of a fight.
"I'm lackadazed, I don’t even know why I'm here.", my cousin, at my uncle’s birthday party.
"You're lackadazed and still arguing about who dropped the ice cream.", my sister, during our chaotic breakfast.
"He's lackadazed and still thinks he's the king of the castle.", my brother, after I won our video game battle.
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when you’re so brain-dead you can’t even remember your own name, let alone what you were doing.
"You're lackadazed and forgot your homework again.", my teacher, after I handed in a blank paper.
"He's lackadazed and still thinks he's the main character of his own movie.", my friend, during our group project.
"I’m lackadazed and still arguing about what day it is.", me, on a Monday.
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when you're too lazy to think and too dumb to feel anything. it’s like your brain shut off and your soul went to sleep.
"You're lackadazed and still think you're the best at this.", my friend, after I lost a game.
"She's lackadazed and still thinks she’s the queen of the world.", my cousin, after she forgot her birthday.
"I'm lackadazed and still arguing about why the sky is blue.", me, during science class.
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you're so unfocused you can't even notice your own mistakes, and you're too lazy to do anything about it.
"You're lackadazed and still think you passed the test.", my friend, after I failed mine.
"He's lackadazed and still thinks he's the best dancer in the school.", my brother, after he tripped during the talent show.
"I'm lackadazed and still arguing about whether it's morning or night.", me, after I stayed up too late.
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