Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're too lazy to even pretend you're trying

Man, I showed up to work and just sat there like a sack of potatoes

My dog is more motivated than I am

I didn’t even bother to brush my teeth today

2

Like when you're so bored you could fall asleep in a desert

This meeting was so boring I almost started a riot

I watched the same commercial three times and fell asleep

My cat was more interested in the room than I was

3

What your band director yells at you for sounding like a group of tired raccoons

He screamed, 'You're all lackadaisical!' like I had personally insulted his grandma

He threw a marker at me and said, 'This is lackadaisicality!'

He called me a 'musical disaster' and said I had 'lackadaisicality'

4

Doing stuff like you're barely awake and don't care

I showed up to class and just stared at the ceiling

I did my homework like I was doing it in my sleep

I answered the teacher like I had been hit by a bus

5

A stupid word that only losers use to sound fancy

My friend used it in a sentence and I laughed so hard I cried

I heard it in a group project and it was the worst

My teacher used it and I fell asleep in the middle of it

6

Like when you're so tired you could sleep for a week

I walked into the room and just collapsed on the floor

I sat in class and didn’t move for an hour

I was so out of it I didn’t even notice my dog was barking

7

A bike that only one person can ride and still be embarrassed

My dad has one and it looks like it was made by a toddler

I saw one at the park and it looked like it was about to fall apart

My cousin’s bike is so ugly it makes me cry