lackaballsical

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A person or action so cowardly it makes a timid mouse blush. They’re like a deflated balloon at a party.

My cousin ran away when the toilet flushed. Lackaballsical, pure and simple.

She quit her job because her boss said hi. That’s lackaballsical.

He didn’t even flinch when the dragon pooped on him. Lackaballsical, baby.

So scared they think a whisper is a scream. They’re the reason the word 'brave' was invented.

He hid under his bed when the vacuum came. Lackaballsical, for sure.

She cried when the ice cream truck left. Lackaballsical, plain and simple.

He didn’t even fight back when the dog chased him. Lackaballsical, that’s what it is.

A person who’s so spineless they could be used as a doorknob. No courage, just a lot of moans.

She didn’t even stand up when the teacher yelled at her. Lackaballsical, baby.

He cried when he got a paper cut. That’s lackaballsical.

He let his brother take his lunch money. Lackaballsical, no doubt.

A person or action so wimpy they could be the reason why the word 'coward' was made.

He didn’t even blink when the ghost screamed. Lackaballsical, for sure.

She ran away when the cat meowed. That’s lackaballsical.

He let his sister beat him up. Lackaballsical, pure and simple.

So braveless they could be the reason why bravery was invented. They’re like a broken chair at a party.

He hid when the thunder clapped. Lackaballsical, no doubt.

She cried when the teacher gave her a B. That’s lackaballsical.

He didn’t fight when his brother took his snacks. Lackaballsical, baby.