lack toes intolerant

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A body that can't handle the absence of toes and gets angry about it. Very common.

My feet are screaming at me. I have no toes. This is a crime.

I tried to wear heels. Now my feet are in jail. No toes, no mercy.

I’m not lactose intolerant. I’m toe deficient. It’s a different problem.

A person who is also lactose intolerant. Double trouble.

I can’t eat pizza. My toes are in pain and my stomach is a warzone.

Lactose intolerant and lack toes? That’s like being cursed twice.

I tried to eat ice cream. My toes ran away. My stomach cried.