Lack-toes Intolerance

Current Trending

2 views · Added 10d ago · 2 definitions

1
When your body throws a tantrum because it doesn’t have enough toes. Very common and very annoying.
My feet feel like they're on fire and I only have two toes left. I'm not even mad, I'm just sad.
I tried to wear shoes and my feet screamed. I took them off and my feet cried.
My toes are missing and I'm not even sorry. My body is giving me the finger.
2
A person who can’t handle milk and is also missing some toes. Double trouble.
I drank milk and my stomach turned. My toes also left me. Life is hard.
Lactose intolerance and lack-toes? I'm living the dream. Or the nightmare.
I had a milkshake and now my toes are gone. I think my body is trying to kill me.
xs