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When you’re so shook from the last time you drank milk that a giant ant with no toes stole all your milk and you’re still hiding in the fridge.
I didn’t touch the milk again after that ant took my last sip and gave me the evil eye.
My brother tried to drink milk and screamed like a girl when the ant came out of the carton.
I’ve been eating cereal for weeks because I’m too scared to open the milk.
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You're so traumatized by a giant ant with no toes that you're too scared to even look at milk anymore.
I just stare at the milk carton like it's about to jump out and bite me.
My mom tried to make me drink milk and I ran out of the house screaming.
I took a sip and it tasted like fear and ant sweat.
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You're so messed up from the last milk robbery that you're too scared to drink milk again, even if it's just a tiny sip.
I tried to take one sip and the ant came out of nowhere and yelled at me.
I had a nightmare about milk and ants and now I’m just eating bread.
I brought a spoon to the milk just in case the ant came out.
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