lack toes and tolerence

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you’re missing some toes and you hate milk so much it’s like it personally insulted you

You’re like a foot that got into a fight with a carton of milk and lost.

You can’t even look at a milk carton without getting a headache.

You’re the reason why milk is now on a diet.

you don’t have enough toes and you’re too much of a pain to put up with milk

You’re like a foot that’s been through a war and also has a grudge against milk.

You’d rather drink poison than have a glass of milk.

You’re the kind of person who argues with the milk in the fridge.

you have fewer toes than you should and you’re not even nice to milk

You’re like a foot that’s been kicked by a cow and also hates milk.

You’re the reason milk now has a restraining order.

You’d rather walk on your hands than touch a milk carton.