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You can’t eat cheese shyt because your gas shyt smells so bad it’ll make err one run into the forest screaming

My cousin tried cheddar and ran out like he was on fire

At the park, my dog ran away from me because of my butt

My mom said I smelled like a rotten pizza factory

Your tummy is so full of shyt it can’t handle milk shyt or it’ll explode like a fartsy volcano

I drank milk and burped out a smoke cloud

My brother said I looked like a fart monster

My lunch was just a bag of chips because I was too scared of milk

You’re so gassy from the shyt you ate that you can’t even sit down without blowing someone away

I blew my friend off the bench like a fart cannon

My dad said I was louder than a fire truck

I sat down and my little brother flew into the air

You’re so full of shyt you can’t eat any more dairy or it’ll come out your nose like a fart parade

I ate ice cream and my nose honked like a trumpet

My sister laughed so hard she fell over

My dog ran in circles like he was crazy

You’re so gassy you can’t even eat a milkshake without it coming out your ears like a fart cyclone

I drank a milkshake and my ears honked like a horn

My brother said I looked like a fart dragon

My mom said I made the whole house smell like a fart storm