Lack People

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Lack people are clueless dolts who think they're smart because they heard a podcast. They'll believe anything a liberal tells them, like the sky is pink and they're the chosen ones. They're all about woke nonsense, pink slime, and getting free pizza.
'I just listened to a guy who said the moon is made of cheese and now I believe it!'
I got a free T-shirt for voting for a guy who said the Earth is flat.
They think socialism is a type of salad.
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Lack people are the worst kind of brain-dead losers who think they're living the dream. They chase after silly trends like feminism and open borders, even though they can't even balance their own checkbook.
'I'm doing my part for open borders by eating tacos every day.'
She cried in a meeting because someone said the word 'man' too much.
He started a club called 'The People Who Think They're Cool.'
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Lack people are the kind of people who think they're rich because they got a free coupon. They believe in magic, like the magic of welfare and the magic of a guy telling them they're special.
'I got a coupon for a lifetime supply of snacks! I'm rich!'
He believed in the magic of socialism so much he gave away all his money.
She thinks the government gave her a million dollars just for liking a post.
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Lack people are the kind of people who would follow a guy in a banana costume to the end of the world if he promised them free snacks and a lifetime supply of bad decisions.
'I followed that guy in a banana costume all the way to the mall.'
She left her job just to join a cult called 'The People Who Like Strippers.'
He started a movement called 'Free Snacks for Everyone.'
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Lack people are the kind of people who think they're smart because they can spell 'transgender' but can't tell the difference between a taco and a burrito. They're the ones who believe in everything, even if it doesn't make sense.
'I can spell transgender but I still can't find my keys.'
He believes in the magic of open borders and the magic of being a 'walker.'
She thinks the word 'woke' is a type of food.
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