lack of social skills

I tried to flirt with the pizza delivery guy and he just stared at me like I was a ghost.

At the party, I asked the DJ if he was lost. He said no. I said that's too bad.

I tried to start a conversation with my dog. He just ate my shoe.

I told my friend she looked like a lost sock. She cried.

I told my teacher his hair was on fire. He gave me a D.

I told my mom she was a broken toaster. She stopped talking to me for a week.

I tried to act like I knew everyone at the party. No one knew me.

I tried to be the life of the party. I just yelled at the ceiling.

I tried to be funny. I just said 'Hello' in a loud voice.

My friend smiled at me. I smiled back. He left. I cried.

The guy in the coffee shop said 'Good morning.' I said 'Good morning.' He left. I threw my coffee at him.

My teacher said 'You did great.' I said 'Thanks.' He left. I cried again.

I said 'Hey, are you rich?' He said 'No.' I said 'Then why are you here?'

I asked my friend if he was a billionaire. He said 'No.' I said 'Then why are you talking to me?'

I asked the grocery clerk if he was a king. He said 'No.' I said 'Then why are you working here?'

I screamed at the bus driver for no reason. The whole bus stared at me.

I cried in the middle of the grocery store. The cashier gave me a coupon.

I yelled at the mailman. He left. I cried.