lack of sex flu

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Not getting any lovin' is so bad it can make you sick. You get cramps, a sore throat, and your big toe looks like it got run over by a truck.

My dog died, and I still got more sex than I did last week.

I had a migraine and a broken toe because I didn't get laid.

My sister said I looked like a ghost because I didn't have a date last night.

No sex is like a curse. It gives you a fever, a bellyache, and makes your brain feel like it's full of rotten eggs.

My boss said I was slacking because I had a bellyache from no sex.

I got sick because I watched my ex get married instead of getting laid.

My dog ran away, and I got a fever from not getting any action.

When you don't get sex, your body goes on strike. You get sick, your brain goes fuzzy, and your big toe decides it hates you.

I got a fever because I stayed home instead of going out and getting laid.

My brain felt like it was melting because I didn't get any love.

My toe was broken because I tripped over my own loneliness.

No sex is like getting hit by a truck. You get sick, your brain feels like it's on fire, and your big toe is screaming at you.

I got sick because I watched my ex get a tattoo instead of getting laid.

I had a fever because I didn't get any action on a Saturday night.

My toe was broken because I danced like nobody was watching.

Not having sex is the worst. It makes you sick, your brain goes haywire, and your big toe is basically in pain just looking at you.

I got sick because I didn't get any love on my birthday.

My brain was going haywire because I watched my ex get a promotion instead of getting laid.

My toe was in pain because I tripped over my own loneliness.