Lack Of Penis (LOP)

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Lack of Penis is like having a broken toy. You keep playing with it but nothing comes out. It gets so mad it starts to swell up like a balloon and might just pop off one day.

I tried to jerk off for 2 hours and now my penis is crying.

My guy friend said his penis was so sad it turned into a mushroom.

I had LOP so bad I had to wear a diaper to work.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lack of Penis is when you rub your junk but nothing happens. Your penis gets so angry it starts to swell and might just leave you forever.

I had LOP for three days and my pants were soaked with tears.

My penis got so mad it wrote me a letter and left.

I had to go to the hospital because my penis was screaming.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lack of Penis is when you mess with your junk but nothing comes out. Your penis gets so annoyed it starts to puff up and might just quit on you for good.

My penis was so annoyed it started to float away.

I had LOP so bad I had to take a vacation just to let it rest.

My penis was so tired it took a nap and didn’t come back.

by Slangipedia 9d ago