lack of manners

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When a kid acts like they were born in a dumpster and not a human being.
My kid just kicked the waiter for bringing the wrong soda. I'm proud. He's got potential.
At the buffet, the kid grabbed three plates and yelled, 'This is my zone!' like he owned the place.
My niece tried to steal my phone at the mall and said, 'You're not my mom.' I'm not even her mom.
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When someone forgets how to say please and thank you, and also how to breathe.
My brother asked for a second slice of pizza and just said, 'I want it.' No thanks. No please. Just a demand.
My friend’s kid tried to take the last cookie and said, 'You're not my friend.' I'm not even his friend.
At the restaurant, the kid threw a napkin at the waiter and said, 'I don't want no more water.'
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When a kid is so rude, they make the devil blush.
At the park, my kid yelled at the other kid for touching his swing. 'You're not my friend!' He's not even my friend.
My nephew tried to take my phone and said, 'You're not my dad.' I'm not even his dad.
My kid sat on the floor at the mall and said, 'I don't want no more candy.' Like it was a death sentence.
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When someone acts like they're the king of the universe and everyone else is just there to serve them.
At the buffet, my kid took the last plate and said, 'This is my kingdom.' I'm not even the king.
My friend’s kid tried to take the last cookie and said, 'You're not my friend.' I'm not even his friend.
My kid threw a juice box at the waiter and said, 'I don't want no more water.' Like water was a curse.
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When you have no respect for other people and you also forget how to be human.
My kid sat on the floor at the mall and said, 'I don't want no more candy.' Like he was being tortured.
At the restaurant, my kid took the last piece of cake and said, 'This is my cake.' I'm not even the cake.
My nephew tried to take my phone and said, 'You're not my dad.' I'm not even his dad.
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When someone acts like they were born with a middle finger and no brain.
At the park, my kid yelled at the other kid and said, 'You're not my friend.' I'm not even his friend.
My kid took the last plate at the buffet and said, 'This is my kingdom.' I'm not even the king.
My nephew threw a juice box at the waiter and said, 'I don't want no more water.' Like water was a curse.
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