Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You have no butt and it makes you throw a tantrum like a kid who lost their candy

My butt is smaller than my brother's and I'm screaming in the hallway

I looked in the mirror and cried because my butt is sad

I got mad at my pants because they didn't make my butt look bigger

2

You're so butt-less you start a war just to get a little extra fluff

I challenged my friend to a dance-off because my butt is weak

I threw a chair at the mirror because it showed my butt truth

I yelled at the gym because my butt didn't grow

3

No butt equals no joy and you're too lazy to do anything about it

I sat on the couch and cried because my butt is dead

I skipped leg day because my butt is sad

I got a snack because my butt is tired of being ignored

4

You're so butt-less you start a drama just to make it look bigger

I texted my friend and said my butt is mad at me

I started a fight with my pants because they didn't hug my butt

I took a selfie and cried because my butt was in the background

5

You're butt-less and it's making you act like a total idiot

I told my dog my butt was bigger than his

I stared at my butt for ten minutes and got mad

I yelled at my shoes because they didn't support my butt

6

You have no butt and it's making you act like you're being insulted all day

My butt is so small I felt like someone insulted me

I got mad at my breakfast because it didn't make my butt bigger

I started a conversation with my mirror about my butt