lack of balls

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A spineless worm who talks trash about you when you're not around but runs like a chicken when you come walking in.

My ex said I was a loser to my best friend, but when I showed up at the party, she acted like I was her favorite person.

My coworker called me a failure in the breakroom, but when I walked in, he pretended he was working on a spreadsheet.

My mom told my dad I was a disappointment, but when I came home, she acted like she hadn't said a word.

A weakling who rants about you like you're the devil but hides in a closet when you come for them.

My neighbor said I was a mess to the mailman, but when I showed up at his door, he acted like he was just cleaning his house.

My sister said I was a disgrace in the kitchen, but when I walked in, she was too busy eating her snack to notice.

My teacher said I was a nightmare in front of my friends, but when I showed up, she was too busy grading papers to care.

A chicken who yaps about you when you're not looking but screams like a baby when you come face to face.

My friend said I was a disaster to my other friends, but when I showed up, he was too busy eating pizza to say anything.

My brother said I was a joke to my dad, but when I walked in, he acted like he was doing his taxes.

My boss said I was a liability to my coworkers, but when I showed up, he was too busy eating lunch to care.

A gutless man who rips you apart behind your back but cries like a toddler when you confront him.

My friend said I was a joke to my other friends, but when I showed up, he started crying like a baby.

My coworker said I was a mess to my boss, but when I walked in, he was too scared to say anything.

My ex said I was a failure to my parents, but when I showed up, he was too busy hiding under the table.

A pansy who yaps about you when you're not there but runs like a dog when you come for them.

My friend said I was a disgrace to my other friends, but when I showed up, he ran out the door like a dog.

My coworker said I was a joke to my boss, but when I walked in, he started pretending he was working on a spreadsheet.

My brother said I was a failure to my mom, but when I showed up, he was too scared to say anything.

A wimp who talks trash about you like you're a ghost but screams like a banshee when you walk in.

My friend said I was a joke to my other friends, but when I walked in, he screamed like a banshee.

My coworker said I was a mess to my boss, but when I showed up, he was too scared to say anything.

My brother said I was a disaster to my mom, but when I walked in, he started crying like a baby.