Lack of attention

You asked me if I wanted pizza, and I said, 'What?' like I was just woken up from a nap.

I was supposed to help you move, but I was on my phone like I was waiting for a text from my ex.

You told me about your new job, and I looked at you like you were speaking a foreign language.

You tried to tell a joke, but I was staring at my phone like it was my favorite person.

You called me three times, and I didn’t answer because I was too busy watching cat videos.

You said, 'Hey,' and I said, 'Hmm,' like I was in a coma.

You asked me what I wanted for breakfast, and I said, 'I don’t know. I’m not even here.'

You tried to talk to me, but I was thinking about my last meal like it was the best thing ever.

You said, 'We should hang out,' and I said, 'Sure. Next year.'

You were in the room, but I thought you were in another dimension.

You said something, and I looked at you like you had two heads.

You tried to talk to me, but I was thinking about my lunch like it was my only friend.

You asked me how I was, and I said, 'I don’t know. I’m just here.'

You tried to explain your day, and I was thinking about my own life like it was the most important thing.

You said, 'Hey,' and I said, 'I’m busy. I’m not even alive right now.'

You asked me what I wanted to do, and I said, 'Nothing. I’m just here.'

You tried to talk to me, but I was on my phone like I was in love with it.

You said, 'Let’s go,' and I said, 'No. I’m staying here forever.'