Lack-A-Dick Syndrome

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When a woman can't live without a man or a big ol' dick. She’ll do anything to get some cock, even if it means begging, crying, or stealing it from someone else.

'I can’t stand being single anymore. I'm gonna go to the bar and flirt with every guy.'

'I took a break from dating, now I’m back to my old ways. I need a man.'

'I'm walking around the mall like I'm looking for a man to hit on.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The worst kind of woman who can’t go a day without a man. She’ll chase men like they're the last piece of pizza at a party.

'I saw a guy at the grocery store and I had to flirt with him.'

'I didn't get any attention at work, so I went to the gym and hit on the guy at the treadmill.'

'I just started dating someone new because I couldn’t stand being alone.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A woman who's so sick of being alone that she'll take any man, even if he's ugly, fat, or smells like old socks.

'I’m dating my neighbor now because I’m lonely.'

'I just started seeing a guy who works at the gas station.'

'I got a guy to text me because I didn't have anything better to do.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When a woman’s life is so bad that she needs a man to save her. She’ll do anything, even if it means putting up with the worst man in the world.

'I dated my ex back because I didn't want to be alone.'

'I took a guy to the movies even though he's a total dork.'

'I asked my boss out because I had no life.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A woman who can't take being alone for even five minutes. She'll run after any man, even if he's just walking by.

'I saw a guy at the park and I had to go talk to him.'

'I started texting my ex because I was bored.'

'I walked into the store just to hit on the guy at the counter.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When a woman’s whole life revolves around finding a man. If she doesn't get one, she'll throw a fit and cry in the corner.

'I didn’t get any attention at work, so I cried in the bathroom.'

'I texted every guy I know because I was lonely.'

'I went to the bar and tried to hit on three different guys.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago