Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone is so brain-dead and hot they think they're the main character of their own dumb life.

'I got a B on my math test. I’m basically a genius.'

'I texted him 10 times. He must be my soulmate.'

'I wore socks with sandals. That’s a fashion revolution.'

2

When you're so clueless and attractive you think the world revolves around you.

'My dog stared at me. That means he loves me.'

'I got a free coffee. I'm rich.'

'I said something weird. That’s a new trend.'

3

When you're so dumb and pretty you think you're the reason the sun comes up.

'I didn’t do my homework. I’m just being rebellious.'

'I wore pajamas to the grocery store. I'm making a statement.'

'I texted him once. He's my forever boy.'

4

When you’re so clueless and hot you think the universe was created just for your looks.

'I didn’t brush my teeth. I’m being edgy.'

'I got a C. I’m just not trying hard enough.'

'I texted him 5 times. That’s a love letter.'

5

When you’re so stupid and pretty you think you’re the main character of a bad movie.

'I failed my test. That’s just a little setback.'

'I wore a hat to school. That’s a full-on fashion revolution.'

'I texted him once. He’s my forever love.'

6

When you’re so clueless and hot you think you’re the reason people breathe.

'I got a B. I’m like Einstein.'

'I skipped class. That’s a new lifestyle.'

'I texted him 3 times. He’s my boyfriend now.'