lacing the log

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1
To let your farts fly right in the middle of your own mess.
He was lacing the log while eating a taco at 3 a. m.
She did it in the school bathroom during lunch break.
He laced the log while trying to sneak out of the house.
2
When you poop and then let it all out in one big loud gas.
He laced the log during a Zoom meeting and no one said anything.
She did it in the car and scared the driver.
He laced the log right before his mom walked in.
3
Pooping and then letting your butt make a loud noise.
He laced the log while watching a horror movie.
She did it on the bus and everyone turned around.
He laced the log during a class presentation.
4
To poop and let your farts go like a dragon with a bad attitude.
He laced the log during a video game battle.
She did it in the middle of a group project.
He laced the log while trying to stay quiet.
5
When you poop and then let your farts scream like you’re in a war.
He laced the log while eating pizza at the dinner table.
She did it during a phone call with her mom.
He laced the log while trying to do his math homework.
6
Pooping and then letting your farts fly like a superhero’s fart.
He laced the log in the middle of a dance party.
She did it while riding the bus to school.
He laced the log right before a big test.
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