Lacifer

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A total weirdo who thinks Taco Bell is the only real food and owns three dogs that all hate you.
I met a Lacifer at the mall. He tried to convince my dog to switch sides.
My Lacifer cousin sent me a DM: 'You gonna eat a taco or not? I'm eating 10.'
That Lacifer at the park just fed my dog a taco. Now my dog won't stop barking at me.
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A person so obsessed with dogs and tacos that they’ll fight you for the last taco at 2 a. m.
My Lacifer neighbor yelled at me for eating a taco at 3 a. m. He was still eating his third taco.
That Lacifer at the gas station tried to take my dog. I had to save him with a taco.
My Lacifer friend texted me: 'You’re gonna regret not coming to the taco war.'
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A guy who thinks dogs are his best friends and tacos are his best friends too. You’re just a side dish.
My Lacifer coworker brought his dog to work. Now my dog is confused.
That Lacifer at the park fed my dog a taco. Now my dog thinks I’m a traitor.
My Lacifer brother texted me: 'You’re just a side dish. I’m the main course.'
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