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A lady who doesn't flinch when the whole pack of wolves starts howling at her.
I told her I was gonna take her to the gym. She said, 'Bring the whole pack.'
She beat up my cousin's girlfriend just for looking at him wrong.
She walked into a bar and the bouncer said, 'We don’t serve your kind here.' She said, 'I’m the kind that owns this bar.'
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A woman who would punch a hole in the sky if it told her a bad joke.
She started a fight with a whole table at a buffet just because the guy next to her took the last meatball.
I asked her if she wanted to go to the movies. She said, 'I’d rather punch a clown.'
She threatened the principal with a lunch tray and a hairpin.
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A chick who can take a punch and still laugh in your face.
I tried to beat her up. She laughed so hard she knocked me out.
She beat my brother in a karate match and then ate his lunch.
She told the teacher she would fail the class if he didn’t give her an A.
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