laci and alicia

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Laci is the worst nightmare of every man alive and Alicia is so fine she could make a diamond jealous. Together, they’re the worst kind of perfect.

Laci just walked into a room and the whole place went silent. Alicia walked in and the whole place got a hard on.

I saw Laci eat a taco and it was like watching a horror movie.

Alicia texted me and I dropped my phone. Then I texted her back and dropped my phone again.

Laci is the devil in human form and Alicia is a goddess who doesn’t even know she’s hot. They are the perfect crime.

Laci and Alicia came to my house and I forgot how to breathe.

I tried to ignore Laci, but she looked at me and I instantly broke.

Alicia smiled at me and I forgot my own name.

Laci is the queen of chaos and Alicia is the queen of looks. Together, they’re the reason the world is so messed up and so pretty.

Laci started a fight in the hallway and Alicia ended it with a wink.

I saw Laci and Alicia at the mall and I immediately broke my credit card.

Laci said something dumb and Alicia said something so hot I got a brain freeze.